i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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