Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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