Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
How naked do you want me to be?
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