You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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