She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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