Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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