So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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