i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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