I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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