I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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