Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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