I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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