Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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