she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i came on her dog
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
MIDGETS
????
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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