how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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