so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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