gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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