Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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