he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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