For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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