How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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