think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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