I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
