Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize