Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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