My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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