I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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