how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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