No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can't special order awesome
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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