I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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