I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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