how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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