I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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