well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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