you win again, gameday.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Let's get the cat blown out
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize