Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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