if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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