Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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