There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Randomize
