My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Ketchup is God's man juice
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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