yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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