ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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