my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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