spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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