There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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