A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Pappa wants mamma naked
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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