Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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