Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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