Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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