You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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