how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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