he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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