I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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