you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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