Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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