I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Floor bacon is actually really good
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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