Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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